The Jabroney Unofficial Canadian Naming Department

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01 The blank

One cent. Coming Labour Day.

Introducing, shortly, the Pee-Wee Penny.

A blank copper planchet: an unstruck coin, with nothing on it yet.
Blank planchet, copper. Strike scheduled. Give it a spin. It won’t mind; there’s nothing on it.

The department’s fourth coin is at the mint. It lands on Labour Day, Monday, September 7, at noon Eastern. Until then: a blank, a countdown, and no further comment.

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02 The series

One department. Several denominations.

America mints them. Canada names them. Every coin has its own page, and its own toss.